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That's alternative to alternative!

2009-07-01T03:42:00.007+09:30

Ah em orr nae wo fdsjhfsjk srrrrraeoroeowdsfakjfhl.

2009-06-06T05:19:00.003+09:30

Dear Scotland,

Sorry?

WAT?

Please stop talking in moonspeak, it hurts my ears and confuses me =(

Jungle innit.

2009-05-02T22:16:00.007+09:30

tHE FUTURE OF DRUM AND BASS IS HERE..

2009-04-29T04:25:00.003+09:30

Winchester massive, brockout!

In memory of my old Facebook profile.

2009-04-07T13:36:00.002+09:30

The banhammer was swift. Rest in peace.

Transistor Rhythm

2009-04-04T16:36:00.005+10:30

THIS is Electro.

Cybotron - Clear

Slingshot - You Shook Me All Night Long

Extra T's - ET Boogie

Jozun Crew - Pack Jam (Look Out For The OVC) Instrumental

Tyrone Brunson - The Smurf

QED.

Bring it on home!

2009-04-02T05:39:00.007+10:30

Here's some stuff about ridiculous super-vehicles from the world of television and cinema in the 80s.

STREET HAWK

Street Hawk was a television series that ran for one season, originally aired in 1985. The premise is that a police officer, who was also an ex-dirt bike racer called Jesse Mach, was chosen to test a top secret all-terrain attack motorcycle. With guns. That could exceed 480 km/h.

Now one of the crucial aspects of this bike was the fact that it could travel at almost half the speed of sound. Accessed via the oddly-large looking control console, the Hyperthrust can be engaged. Think of it as a sort of super insane NOS injector that boosts the bike to completely unreasonable speeds that, in reality, would take it way past it's physical limits. It's basically the motorbike version of Airwolf.

AUTOMAN

OK, so Tron was pretty big in the 80s. Knight Rider was a hit too. Holograms are pretty futuristic, and everyone loves a cop show. Surely it stands to reason that combining all four would result in a world-wide hit?

Now I understand, hard sci-fi aside, most science fiction can be pretty liberal with the science part in order to facilitate the story, but hostly ..who would want to be in that car when it turns corners? LOOK at it. I once got mild whiplash in my mates 1987 Daihatsu Charade stopping abruptly at a set of traffic lights, imagine what would happen in this thing.

Something else they seem to have thought would work was deciding that holograms were made of electricity. Or something.

MEGAFORCE

If I was in charge of the secret, phantom paramillitary outfit known as Megaforce I would be having some serious discussions with my R&D team. Years of research, untold amounts of money poured in to testing and development, and the best they could come up with was trail bikes and dune buggys with missiles on the side? Yeah, I know the dune buggys actually have lasers, but still.

In this absolutely incredible scene we see the bikes from Megaforce going through some sort of fruity training run, where it appears the objective is to fire rockets and machine guns at some party ballons filled with rocks. Note overdubbed jet engine turbofan sounds on the bikes, it really adds to the illusion.

Oh fuck, did I mention the bikes can fly? That's right, some fold out two foot wings over the back tyres converts these badboys in to air combat units! Just watch and be amazed in what must be one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history (I'm not quite sure if I'm joking there or not).

Notorious pimp.

2009-02-04T18:35:00.005+10:30

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

So I was reading through an old, old copy of Mad magazine (I have hundreds) and I found a cartoon by the mighty Al Jaffee that basically described a beige box! Awesome!

<@westo> fuckin pain killers save the day!!!!
<@caps_> yeeeah
<@westo> something had to
<@caps_> you should go get a proper sport massage too, that shit'll still be sore for a while
<@alize> you should also buy Seba's album
<@caps_> 0_o
<@mylo_> LOL

protip: alize is an IRC/chatterbot, rbot to be specific. We have taught him well. He's right though, everyone should go out and buy Seba's album. It's called Return To Forever and it's beatiful.

Laters!

Hello. And welcome to Jazz Club.

2009-01-27T19:57:00.006+10:30

Sup everyone.

Been a while since I've posted a mix. Here, have some Instra:Mental & D-Bridge.

Instra:mental & D Bridge - Autonomic podcast layer 01 [256kbps/132.22MB]

Sorry, no tracklist. Just know it's Instra:Mental & D-Bridge, which means it's nice and deep with some strong, soulful Techno influences. Beatiful stuff.

Ron Moss thinks she has a nice ass.

Spennnnnnyyyyyy!

<@alize> mylo: boy george will rape and beat you
<@caps__> D:
<@mylo> :D

Hurrr.

Durrr.

I had Public Enemy's rider for dinner.

2008-12-29T01:22:00.009+10:30

I consumed the following:

Miuzi weighs a ton!

2008-12-26T17:41:00.002+10:30

Seasons bloodclaat greetings!

Feels good man.

2008-12-05T09:18:00.007+10:30

Win! Win win win win win!

Everyone should know about Yves Bigerel. He is a French artist who is obsessed with boobs and girls with the thickness. He has a blog called Boubize with loads of drawings of completely fappable girls.

Hardcore dancing is fucking hilarious. It really doesn't need the piss to be taken out of it.

Oh who am I kidding, of course it does.

Dodgy Hip-Hop Quotable #2:

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
- Foxy Brown, Affirmitive Action

Fuck. This is next level youtube pooping. It's just ..fuck .. I ...can't.... stop... watching....

Ufopornooooooooooooooooooooo!

Metal Max!

2008-11-22T21:16:00.013+10:30

<@Phorte> caps_, gfs was fucking pissed off before after what i did :)
<@Phorte> so i just put her to sleep........
<@caps_> hahaha
<@caps_> wait
<@caps_> put her to sleep
<@caps_> or "put her to sleep"?
<@Phorte> ...
<@caps_> D:

Biggie showed us that you can be fat and still get loads of girls. So did Heavy D, Big Pun and Fat Joe. It can work for girls too. Being a fattie is workable, and if you have a sexy attitude and know how to rock your garms everything will be sweet. The lady in the next video understands this better than anyone. She has some next level shit going on ..

Dodgy Hip-Hop Quotable #1:

"What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T"
-Warren G, What's Next.

Music doesn't get much better than a song about pissing and shitting on someone with a dope early 80s punk disco beat.

I don't sell weed. Can everyone stop asking me that please? Ta.

Since the dawn of man, we have shared our stories, experiences and interpretations of the world around us through the medium of dance. From the Indlamu of the mighty amaZulu to the Padhar of the Bhil tribes in Central India, dance has been an integral part of the social and religious fabric of almost every nation on the earth. Let's take a minute to observe and reflect on some of the many dances to be found around the world.

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Tecktonik

Daft Punk. Justice. Mr Oizo. Ed Banger. Surkin. Where does France go after that? Tecktonik motherfucker, that's where! LOOK at that shit. It's like what the guys from Night At The Roxbury look like in their heads when they dance. Fucking stunning.

Jumpstyle

So this stuff basically came out of Holland out of the old Hardcore scene. The thing is, I have NEVER seen it in a club. Every video of it is of kids doing it in the street or in a house. Which is completely awesome. It's like the Gabba version of line dancing. Come on, admit it, it looks FUN!

Rubber Ankles

OK, so I got no idea what this dance is called. I just put it in here because I think I have a crush on the girl on the left.

And that's just about it for this entry. I'll leave you with something awesome. I am completely over the whole cat thing on the interbutts, it should never have escaped the clutches of the board that started Caturday (not naming it to keep the rules 1 & 2 bawwwfags happy), but this is just too fresh. Peas!

Aaah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

2008-11-13T21:07:00.009+10:30

Here are some very shit songs.

7.62 - Ain't Gonna Stop

Wow ..I think they're from my ends too, so I apologize on behalf of the entire Northern Suburbs. Sorry about that everyone. Won't happen again.

J-Castell - Club Night

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Get the fuck out of my city you conceited, talentless cunt. You make 7.62 sound like Eric B & Rakim. If Hip-Hop was a person you just took him to the South Tce parklands and raped him in the toilets before shitting on his chest. Go and climb a mountain of dicks.

Here's some other stuff. Who says metal doesn't have a sense of humour?

Morbid Anal Fog - Nokturnal Bacon Throne

TRVE KVLT!

Crotchduster -Let Me Into Starfish Land

Fucking great song, this whole album is fantastic. I was going to put Mammal Sauce on here, but this song is just too good.

Trollkotze - Im Märchenwald

Wait ..what?

Ain't gonna hurt nobody.

2008-11-12T16:24:00.014+10:30

Fuck, is it just me or does one of the silhouettes used in this picture from Facebook look like Kid from Kid n Play?

Or maybe Big Daddy Kane?

Either way, it looks fly.

If I didn't have locks I would totally go back to having a hi-top fade. Not in a stupid, ironic hipster kinda way either, I would sport that shit for real. Get some nice lines on the fade and then rock a dookie chain ..shit is too fresh!

I'll just leave this here ..

London Elektricity Essential Mix [Rapidshare] [Mirror]

London Elektricity ‘Fast Soul Music’ (Hospital)
Makoto + T_Ak ‘Voyager’ (Hospital)
Klute ‘Trust Me’ (Dub Plate)
London Elektricity ‘Bare Religion’ (Hospital)
Logistics ‘Cosmonaught’ (Hospital)
Logistics ‘Kaleidoscope’ (Hospital)
Snow Patrol ‘Open Your Eyes (D&B Mix)’ (White Label)
Randomer ‘Blind’ (Medschool)
Martsman ‘Sir Gordon Jumpmeister Lll ‘ (Medschool)
Randomer ‘Synth Geek’ (Medschool)
Q Project ‘Credit Crunch’ (Hospital)
Danny Byrd ‘Red Mist’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity The Great Drum & Bass Swindle (Logistics Rmx)’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity ‘Just One Second’ (Hospital)
Mistabishi ‘Greed’ (Hospital)
Furney & Tayla ‘Stand Still’ ( Liquid V)
London Elektricity ‘Uska’ (Hospital)
Kanye West ‘Flashlight (D&B Mix)’ (Dub Plate)
N*E*R*D ‘Nerdstep’ (Dub Plate)
Nu:Tone ‘Balaclava’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity ‘Remember The Future (High Contrast Remix)’ (Hospital)
Adele ‘ Hometown Glory (High Contrast Remix)’ (XL)
The Brookes Bros ‘She Tears You Down’ (BBK)
Mistabishi ‘No Matter What’ (Hospital)
Commix ‘Bear Music’ (Hospital)
Chase & Status ‘Music Club’ (Ram)
London Elektricity ‘All Hell Is Breaking Loose’ (Hospital)
Commix ‘Rackit’ ( Hospital)
Noisia ‘Diplodocus (Nu:Tone Edit)’ (Dub Plate)
Logistics ‘Jungle Music’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity ‘This Dark Matter (Nu:Tone Remix)’ (Hospital)
Muffler ‘Hear Me Scream’ (Hospital)
Eric Prydz ‘Pianoo (High Contrast Remix)’ (Data)
Nu:Tone ‘System (Matrix + Futurebound Remix)’ (Hospital)
Shinichi Osawa ‘Star Guitar (Brookes Bros Remix)’ (Data)
Sigma ‘Paint It Black’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity ‘Different Drum (Photek Remix)’ (Hospital)
High Contrast ‘If We Ever’ (Hospital)
London Elektricity ‘Billion Dollar Gravy’ (Hospital)
Danny Byrd ‘Shockout’ (Hospital)
Chase & Status ‘Street Life’ (Ram)
London Elektricity ‘South Eastern Dream’ (Hospital)
Trisector ‘Morning Rain’ (Medschool)
Danny Breaks ‘Volume 1 (Logistics Remix)’ (Dub Plate)
Apex ‘Emo Funk’ (Cyanide)
Roni Size ‘Swings & Roundabouts’ (Full Cycle)
Logistics ‘Take Be To The Bridge’ (Hospital)_
Roni Size & DJ Die ‘Its A Jazz Thing (Utah Jazz Remix)’ (V Recordings)
Matrix & Futurebound ‘American Beauty’ (Dub Plate)
Icicle ‘So Close’ (Medschool)
The Streets ‘Has It Come To This (High Contrast Mix)’ (679)
DJ Zinc ‘Reachout Remix’ (True Playaz)
Lenny Fontana ‘Spread Love (Nu:Tone Remix)’ (Hospital)
MJ Cole & Rodney P ‘Tuff Like Me (Shy Fx & T-Power Remix)’ (London Republic)
TC ‘Game Over’ ( D-Style)
Subfocus ‘Druggy’ (Ram)
Apex & Ayah ‘The Space Between’ (Hospital)

Man it's nice and hot today. It makes me think of summery things. Like the beach. And volleyball. And soccer. And trampolines. And also samba. Oooh yeah.

Suva City crew wha gwaan! This is Mr. Grin (dude on the right) and Redchild, the tune is called Broken English. From the little Fijian Hip Hop I've heard, Mr Grin is easily the illest.

Straight fiyah!

In b4 first etc ..

2008-11-04T07:31:00.007+10:30

Easy. I'm G-Swift, an MC, DJ and producer from Adelaide. I make Drum & Bass. This is my new blog.

Fuck, I'm glad that's out of the way.

So a long, long time ago I used to be in both the demoscene and the ANSI artscene. I hadn't been involved in either since about 1998, but I recently started stacking blocks again and joined a new ANSI group called Blocktronics. We are completely awesome and you should go check us out (protip: I use the name caps in the group).

Here's a video of my man zeroVision showing how ANSI is drawn, block by block.

Bear in mind this a time lapsed video and shows it being done about 2309428039 times fater than if it were shown in real time. ANSI is literally typed out using the F1-F10 keys on the keyboard, block for block, with a fixed palette of eight foreground and eight background colours. No where near as easy to do as it looks. Check out the finished product in the first Blocktronics artpack which is up on the website.

Also, go check out the sixteen colors archive, it's got pretty much every single artpack released from 1990 until now. It's got some of my old stuff on there, but it's shit so I'm not going to tell you where to find it =) Instead you should check out some groups like ACiD, iCE, AWE Lettering, Black Maiden and 27". Rude and deadly stuff!

Tangy mayonnaise is shit. Go for the creamy whole egg variety every time. It's bad in sandwiches and absolutely kills it with chips.

I dressed up for the first time ever this Halloween. I went as a mobile Gundam suit. It was really just a box with the word "GUNDAM" written across the front, but it was pretty awesome none the less. This guy has a much better costume though. I seriously want him to come hang out with me when I go out. I DARE you to rock out as hard as this. Super Sentai ftw!

When I grow up I want to be like David Rodigan. He's almost 60 and is my favouraite soundclash DJ. He KILLS the dance, and is a legend amongst Dancehall and Reggae circles. Although he studied drama and persued an acting career, Rodi scored a gig on the Reggae Rockers programme on Radio London in 1978 with Tony Williams, before he got his own show the next year, Roots Rockers. In 1990 he left Radio London to join the newly legal Kiss FM (which used to be a pirate) where he still has a show today.

I love IRC. It's the geekiest thing ever, but it's so addictive. I think I first used it around 1994, using shell accounts on the old apanix (was that what it was called?) servers and later ozemail and worldnet.

<+DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
<+DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
<+DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
<+DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
<+DethFromAbove> I'm not sure if it's love or what
<@rmuser> gravitational lensing

Loads of IRC quotes over at the bash.org archives.

Kool G Rap is quite good isn't he? So is Nas. You know what would have been the coolest shit ever? If Kool G Rap and Nas teamed up and did a tune, proper 1995 style. Oh, wait ...

Youtube poop tiem!

That's all for today. Peas!